The Hell

Groovehammer

Written by: PP on 25/08/2014 23:53:56

"EVERYBODY DIES EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES. MIGHT AS WELL FUCK SHIT UP, WHILE WE'RE ALIVE, BECAUSE EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES" IT'S A QUINTESSENTIAL PHILOSOPHICAL EXCERPT FROM "EVERYBODY DIES", A TRACK FEATURED ON THE SOPHOMORE ALBUM "GROOVEHAMMER" BY UNDERGROUND PARTY HARDCORE SENSATION THE HELL. THEY SHIT ALL OVER ANY AND EVERY TRADITION IN HARDCORE MUCH LIKE THEIR CONTEMPORARIES IN DEEZ NUTS, AND FOCUS MAINLY ON WRITING POLITICALLY INCORRECT, RIDICULOUS SONGS ABOUT DICKS AND ABOUT HOW FUCKING COOL THESE GUYS ARE IN GENERAL. IF YOU CAN'T TOLERATE IDIOCY BEYOND BELIEF AND FIND IT HUMOROUS AND/OR SATIRICAL OF HARDCORE AS A GENRE, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TUNE AWAY BECAUSE THE HELL TAKE THINGS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

DID I MENTION THAT ALL SOCIAL MEDIA INTERACTION BY THE HELL IS EXTREMELY DEGRADING AND OFFENSIVE IN ITS NATURE?

THIS IS THEIR TECH RIDER. THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE. THIS IS THEIR LIMITED EDITION T-SHIRT.

BEST THING IS THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHO THESE DICKS ARE EXCEPT MAYBE HALF OF THE SCENE PROMOTERS AND VENUE MANAGERS IN THE WORLD. I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY ARE MAYBE PART TRC PART LOWER THAN ATLANTIS PART GALLOWS BUT WHO KNOWS BECAUSE THEY HAVE FIVE OFFICIAL MEMBERS, THREE OF WHICH ARE VOCALISTS, AND ANOTHER THIRTY OR SO UNOFFICIAL MEMBERS FROM THE BRITISH HARDCORE SCENE. MUSICALLY THEY ARE ABOUT AS FUCKING GOOD AS LIMP BIZKIT OR YOUR DEMISE ON "THE GOLDEN AGE" BUT ITS OBVIOUSLY ABOUT SHOCK VALUE. I MEAN ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO BE SHOUTING "CALL US FUCKING GAY MATE, I'M OVER IT, YOU CUNTS INSPIRE THESE HITS, IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HELL AND WE LOVE DICKS" OUT LOUD WITH YOUR FRIENDS ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AT A PARTY? "ROLLIN'" WAS CATCHY TOO BUT WAKE THE FUCK UP MATE.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO SEE A YOUTUBE REACTION FROM SCOTT VOGEL OF TERROR ON HEARING A SONG FROM "GROOVEHAMMER"?

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Download: Everybody Dies, Old Jacks New Jacks, Groovehammer
For the fans of: Deez Nuts, TRC, Gallows, Your Demise
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Release date 08.07.2014
Prosthethic Records

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